‘I used to wake in the morning and put my pants on one leg at a time with hope and belief. Now I lay around pantless with belief only in home deliveries and twist top bottles. Damn you Leunig. My hope has drained away.’ – Tim Rogers (You Am I)

Written by Sunny Leunig, one of Melbourne’s least inspired but surprisingly successful artists, The Book of Uninspiring Quotes is the perfect gift for a loved one who deserves to be taken down a peg or two, or for a colleague who has recently returned from a trip overseas and continues to spray their new-found ‘zen’ all over your Facebook feed (or for anyone who just loves a laugh).